Well what better way to enjoy our premature and temporary burst of spring than with cocktails and dinner with The Los Gatos Social Club.
DINNER THIS WEEK:
We're on for tomorrow evening...cocktails @45 Broadway @6:30...family style dinner an hour or so later @Gardino's.
OTHER NEWS:
Belated congratulations to all our "No on Measure D" friends and members. It is now official - Rick DiNapoli reins as the Secretary of Skate. Taking down our "No on D" signs was made easier by the fact that a lot of the vandals supporting the measure didn't realize the election was over and continued stealing the signs. For those who disagree and feel D should have passed, we suggest setting up van pools to take to drive these "children" over to Milpitas where they have a skateboard park, plus they have Joe McCarthy's shopping center, plus they have Fwy. 880...all sorts of fun places to skateboard.
Remember that while The Los Gatos Social Club strives to be apolitical, who can ignore a good old fashioned political brawl. Plus, the world doesn't divide up into liberals or conservatives, Demos or Republicans, left or right...it divides up into people who care and are involved and those who don't and aren't.
That caring can include caring for having fun...hope to see you tomorrow evening.
Best regards,
Peter
PS: Joke of the Week:
Subject: Essential Qualities in a Man
Original List (at age 22)
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful suprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
Revised List (at age 32)
1. Nice looking (preferably with hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than he talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one nice tie
8. Appreciates a good, home-cooked meal
9. Remember birthdays & anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least twice a week
Revised List (at age 42)
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Shoes up for work - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champaign with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
Revised List (at age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose & ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks & fresh underware
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remember my name on important occasions
10. Shaves on some weekends
Revised List (at age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small chjildrens
2. Remembers where the bathroom is located
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6.Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears matching clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend
Revised List (at age 72)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet